Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Getting the Boot

For all of you who still think highly of me, skip reading this. For those who know the truth and can handle it, proceed at your own risk.

I am more than upset right now. I live in a very nice townhome. Let me define this. I have a luxury townhome that is roomy and gorgeous on the inside. On the down side..... It has zero yard, and we pay each month to have the lawn and grounds taken care of. I am NOT satisfied with the outcome of the money I pay. Here is what I get for my money each month:

A lawn company who ruins the grass, kills the trees and runs into the houses and fence.
The same lawn company who try to remove snow from the ice skating rink... aka parking lot. bless their little hearts.
A booting company to enforce parking. This may seem like a good thing to some of you, but let me further explain....

The booting started because people who own these townhomes decide to rent to students. Fine. Do it. But FOLLOW THE LAWS!!! There can only be a certain number of non-related people here and they KNOW they are only allowed TWO cars. NOBODY followed this last year and when winter hit, it was impossible to find a parking place. Even more impossible if you were here visiting. And you CAN'T park on the road or you get ticketed. Well, I would take a ticket over a boot. MUCH less expensive, and you can pay it online! There is my advertisement. Ever since this booting began there has been nothing but headache. Sadly, the majority of the headache is for those of us who have followed the rules all along. We have only two cars. We park them in our garages. Even now I see cars that are REGULARLY parked in the parking lot "with permission." Well, folks, it's the same people who've always lived here. Nice problem solving skills. I was always quite put out by this whole ordeal, especially when friends of mine were affected, but now my dislike has risen to an EXTREME level because tonight, my friends, they booted MY car. First let me admit my fault. I was parked behind the townhomes in the way. I knew I was in the way. I had NO intention of being there as long as I was. My friend got to talking, you know how it goes. And let me just add that I was on my way to DO SERVICE, thank you very much. I admit that I should not have parked there. I left my car running, then ran out to move it so another car could get in and decided to turn it off to save gas! The thought entered my mind to just move it home so I didn't have to worry about it, but I didn't want to have to walk across the skating rink in the freezing cold twice. I was stupid. I should've known it would come back and bite me. But for the love, people! I don't pay a large monthly mortgage payment so that people can boot my car for being parked on the very property I pay for. Then to add insult to injury, the boot man parks his car behind mine and he doesn't get booted. I was sure to point this out to him. He didn't find it helpful. Too bad. I would've felt much better about the whole thing. I would have paid my $70 and known he'd have to pay the same for the same offense and all would have been right in my world. I will now go and buy a set of boots for the next time they are illegally parked to enforce illegal parking. I am going to make sweet money for the rest of the time we are doomed to live in this choice community. Don't worry. It's not really as bad as I make it sound. But I think it is. Most of you are probably like my husband who can't understand why I'd be the least bit frustrated at the booting situation. Apparantly I should only be frustrated at myself. Fine, whatever. I'll rise to a higher plane of existense tomorrow. Until then I WILL VENT!!!!!!!!! Does anyone out there understand where I am coming from. Please tell me there is SOMEONE out there who understands what I'm feeling. Anyone? Please? If not, I don't need to hear again that it's my fault. I already know that part. Thanks.

10 comments:

Sterling said...

I totally see your point. That is pretty lame to get booted where you pay to live and park. You really should get your own boots and make a killing.

Megan said...

I am completely agreeing with you sister. That sucks. I got booted once when Dan and I were engaged. We were hanging out at Jared Despain's apartment and then we went to go get icecream or something and my car had been booted. I didn't know I couldn't park there. I was so mad since I had parked in their parking lot so I wouldn't get a ticket from BYU police for parking in the 5 blocks around the apartment complex. A ticket would have been cheaper. By 25 dollars.

Elena said...

Camille yoi CRACK me up! Please boot the booter. I would laugh my head off!!! Too funny! I hate parking situations. I'm sorry it's been so aggrivating for you.

Amber said...

Camille - I echo your thoughts. You are most definitely not alone. I was under the impression that this was a Home Owner's Association, but it seems like all the decisions are being made by just a couple of people. I still can't figure out why we aren't allowed to have regular meetings and to have a say in what happens around here. As much as I love my house, sometimes I really wish I could sell and move out of here. I hate that I have to report who my visitors are like I'm some teenager explaining to my parents who I'm hanging out with and when I'll be home. I pay a GIGANTIC mortgage. I think that spells Responsible Adult. Chris and I have discussed this, and I realize that the board members have done some good things for us, but they don't communicate with us at all, plus when we try to voice any kind of opinion they ignore us. They should be going after the home owners who are breaking the law by renting to too many people, the ones who don't pay their dues and the ones who let their dogs poop all over the place. It sucks to finally be a home owner and still have to follow someone else's rules.

Jenna and Daniel said...

My Dad got booted at my apartment once when he parked in my space just long enough to take my car and fill it with gas. He LOST it. He wrote letters to the mayor, to the booting company, to my apartment manager, and went on about it for weeks. Nothing happened. Maybe it was cathartic though? I'm sorry. Boots stink.

Tawnya said...

I have a few good booting stories myself. I hate the boot!!! I hate it more than anything else in the world. Stupid boot and stupid people who do it!! Ugh.

Anonymous said...

I think it is ridiculous that you get booted in your own property, can't they just call you and ask you to move your car? What a bunch of VULTURES!!!!!!!!

The Logan Birds said...

I love you Camille...a sister after my own heart!! I am always here for you--whether it be booting, kids, husbands, whatever, you just always make me smile! Miss you!!

Jess

vdg family said...

Camille: I think I understand where you are coming from. Here in NYC they are parking ticket vultures. They circle around ticketing people (even in their cars--parked). The lowest price ticket is $45, then it goes to $65, $95, $115. I have gotten each of those and sometimes a couple of times in the same day, like last week we have to move our car twice a week (at least) and if it is not moved by the exact time for example, 8:30--8:32 does not work and a neon orange money zapper is stuck to your windshield sometimes with the intimidating and exceedingly ugly neon yellow sticker that makes it unsafe to drive and can be rediculously difficult to remove. The other day I double parked in front of my apartment to unload groceries and ran up to unload and when Wayne got to the car to help a $115 ticket was waiting for us. UUGH!
I think they do it for the money.

Thanks for reading. :)

megwild said...

Cam, I love reading your posts when you are angry (hopefully you are not still angry or that comment won't help). No offense intended by that - but I find it so refreshing that I am not the only person in the world that gets really mad about stuff (especially stuff I can't, or won't, change). And you express yourself SO well. I wish I was up there in Logan with you - then we could tag-team the booting company (play some pranks, let air out of tires, etc). We'd be UNSTOPPABLE!!!! I may have to come up and visit for just this purpose. :)